| Sad Dude | Adam Cole |
| Paul | Alex Honnet |
| Todd | Andrew Tisher |
| Surly | Andrew Graves |
| Kendra | Annie Donley |
| Sad Dude | Anthony Oberbeck |
| Ryan | Asher Perlman |
| Jenn | Bente Engelstoft |
| Peter | Brian McGovern |
| Drake | Carmen Christopher |
| Magician's Niece | Catherine Bullard |
| The Magician | CJ Finkle-Stanks |
| Leonard | Clayton Margeson |
| Sad Dude | Conor Tillman |
| Sad Dude | Craig Tommey |
| Sad Dude | Daniel Shar |
| Brian | Danny Groh |
| Simpson | David Blum |
| Oprah | Devin Bockrath |
| Steve | Drennen Quinn |
| Jake | Drew Kearse |
| Susan | Ellen Haeg |
| Penny | Emma Pope |
| Rebecca | Erin Goldsmith |
| Jessica | Erin Sprague |
| Judd | Gary Richardson |
| Sad Dude | Greg Worsley |
| Kelly | Irene Marquette |
| Nick | Jared Jeffries |
| Magician's Niece | Jen Cumberworth |
| Heather | Jo Scott |
| Bill | Joe Vargo |
| Rob | Joey Dundale |
| Sad Dude | Joey Romaine |
| Lewk | John Reynolds |
| Sad Dude | John O'Toole |
| Andy | Jose Molina |
| Walt | Lee Barats |
| Charlie | Liam Winters |
| Sheilah | Lily Sullivan |
| Sarah | Lynnae Duley |
| Courtney | Maria Ann |
| Coney | Marty Schousboe |
| Sad Dude | Matt Barats |
| Claudia | Meaghan Strickland |
| Janet | Mel Forrest |
| Thomas | Micah Sterenberg |
| Switch | Michael Malarkey |
| Ofer | Michael Brunlieb |
| Sad Dude | Mike Klasek |
| Lady | Morgan Lord |
| Rick | Nick Mestad |
| Sad Dude | Paul Chimko |
| Clay | Peyton Brown |
| Dempster | Raun Meyn |
| Big Dude | Rob Anderson |
| Tricia | Sarah Ashley |
| Kyle | Shane Simmons |
| Mary | Steph Cook |
| Tabitha | Steph Jones |
| Jamie | Susan Myburgh |
| Candy | Susie Gutowski |
| Sam | Vince Portacci |
| Newt | Walt Delaney |
| Jaki | Zephian Michaels |